Lost retirement fund story

So this lady rolls up to the countr clutching her sour half and half like it personally wronged her family... "I have a returnnnnnnn. 🙄. My half and half was really sour, the flavor wasn't good, and I have another one here to replace it with." Simple enough, right? I say take the new one, problem solved. But no. This woman needs her $1.85 back like it's her retirement fund. "But what about the money bck?!" I'm thinking this is some "twice is nice" situation - you know, when your strawberry doesn't taste strawberry enough so corporate assumes you want to try blueberry instead. Then she drops the real kicker: "Well what if I get the fat-free half and half??" At this point my internal monologue is screaming "Jesus lady you don't want to accept defeat." So I call the mgr over on the walkie, right in front of her, just to make a point. Same answer - take the new one and move on. All this drama over $1.85 worth of liquid fat. My advice? Take the new one, be happy, and go away. And that's how Sunday funday retail shifts end - counting down to freedom while dealing with people who will fight to the death over less than two bucks. What would I do? Same thing I did - give them the replacement and pray they don't come back next week with another crisis.RetryClaude can make mistakes. Please double-check responses.