There is this customer who seems to have not hit the adult status in his brain even tho he hit it in his body. He always comes 15 minutes before we close and tries to shop in the most isolated aisles. One time I caught him trying to sneak into some bottom shelf. We think that he is trying to stay in after we close and have a home alone experience or something. I don’t know what the he^l is wrong with him and I don’t know why he thinks that we don’t notice what he is up to even tho he uses the same playbook every single day.
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